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Ye Shall Know the Truth...

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Greetings and salutations to the Class of 2012.

I am delighted to be here today as commencement speaker at St. Josephat College and I want to thank your president, Father Malloy, for inviting me and for the Starbucks gift card. As an aside, I want to remind Father of my no refunds policy.

I know there was some disappointment on the part of the speaker's committee that your first choice could not be here today, but, as I am sure you can understand, Kim Kardashian is a very busy person. Sometimes in life, you can't always get your No. 1 choice and you must settle, as in your case, for No. 38

The text for my speech today comes from the New Testament. The Book of John, chapter 8, verse 32: "And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free."

The truth is that while your formal schooling ends today, your education will continue. You can look forward to a lifetime of discovery and one of the first things you will discover is that there are no jobs out there. None. Zero. Nada.

At least no good ones, not for liberal arts graduates with no work experience, except for that weekly stint at the library reception desk.

The good jobs are being taken by the folks who graduated 10 years ago, got laid off during the recession, and now are clawing their way back into the work world. And I do mean claw.

They have experience. You don't. It's as simple as that.

 

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